

Viper: Wait, if you expected us to know who you are, you must know who we are Taotie: I am Taotie, your, uh.


Shifu: The Sacred Scrolls should be read in proper orderīian Zao: Seriously how, I need to forget him (his father, Taotie) too. Scaredy cat, scaredy cat, scaredy cat! Episode 4: Chain Reaction Episode 5: Fluttering Finger Mindslip Taotie: Ooh, the mail! Taotie: Aha! The Jade Palace! What did I tell you? Taotie: A bill? "For the destruction of the Training Hall"? Taotie: A bill?! Enough of your petty humiliation, Shifu and friends! I'll make you rue the day you were ever born! Rue, do you hear me?! RUE!! Bian Zao: Dad, they're, like, 4 miles away. Tigress: I am not afraid of you! Po: Yes you are. Tigress: I do not have a cold! Episode 2: The Princess and the Po Mei Li: How dare you! Po: I dare because when I say something's wrong, it's wrong! I don’t care how royal highnessy you are! You are mean, rotten, bossy, bratty, and nobody likes you! Episode 3: Sticky Situation Taotie: With machinery comes power! Po: Uh-oh! I think I've caught T- Tigress' cold! Tigress: I do not have-A cold! Tigress: Those "flowers" are made out of coupons. Ping: Oh, and would Back Away like a pretty flower? Tigress: No. Ping: Oh, someone has a sad face! What's your name, little girl? Tigress: Back away. Po: I've got a secret weapon: AWESOMENESS! Po: What are you trying to do? Monkey: Destroy Po!.Ĭrane: Master Shifu, can we take five so I can go sterilize my beak with hot coals? Season 1 Episode 1: Scorpion's Sting Shifu: Panda, you're next! Ten seconds to get to the other side unscathed! Po: Cat-like reflexes! Monkey: HUAH! Po: Monkey?! Monkey: Ha ha! Two points for Monkey! Lights out, Po! 1.5 Episode 5: Fluttering Finger Mindslip.
